2 friends die the same time but both men lived very different lives.
The first man went to Church every Sunday, Helped his fellow man when ever he could. A Fine Man Indeed.
The Second Man was vile a Male Whore, he Drank everyday took Drugs was very Selfish.
The first man finds himself in Heaven and thinks of his friend who is now in Hell.
He calls down to his Old Buddy? Hey How are doing???
The 2d man yells up AWESOME!!! Party with Satan Everynight... The Best Drugs you could ever think of and the Women OMG THE WOMEN! How are you doing up there?
Well I make sure all the Heavens are in Order. I make sure the Sun rises and sets. Keep as much order as I can it's tuff work.
The 2d man confused asks why all the work??
I'M THE ONLY ONE UP HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!